Well, is it fall or August?

I can't figure out what size font to use. It's kinda pissing me off. I'll try "small". I know I like Verdana, so I'll stick with that.
So, Evil and I (and a lot of few other people) are hating on Paul Ryburn right now. Here's
one reason why he sucks and you can read the rest on his blog. WHICH SUCKS.

Seems he has a reason to dis on Spindini. Check out his 4/20/2007 post. You'll see what I mean. You can't possibly take this guy seriously. He likes the freebies. He likes the Saucer girls (I was one once, and it's creepy). He likes the freebies. And he won "Best Blog" in the "Best of Memphis" poll in the Memphis Flyer this year. He used to go to 6-1-6 in a pimp costume and he tried to pick up 17 year-old girls, for CRYING OUT LOUD! My best friend was one of those 17 year-old girls, drinking beer underage, having a grand old time, and he hit on her (GROSS!); a couple years later, he was her COMP 1200 instructor.
Why do people kiss his ass?! That's kinda like kissing Frederick Koeppel's ass. It's really not gonna do you any good. He might be a regular guy, but he can take you and your livelihood down with one keystroke.
The thing is, I don't think Ryburn is a regular guy. Koeppel is actually a REALLY nice guy. He doesn't expect special treatment. He wants to eat and that's that. I would write about what I think Ryburn does in his spare time, but it could get me into trouble. I think he needs to get a life, take some Milk Thistle, and stop jerking off to his drunken, midnight vision of the skirt-clad Saucer girls.