I feel good about it

The Achievers finally reaped the oh-so-good feeling of winning last night! YAAAAY! We kicked ass, 8-5, against the Grass Kickers. A relatively new team, the Grass Kickers played with heart. But not as much as the Achievers. They were a little bitchy (I swear I was gonna kick this one blonde girl in her box) and unorganized, and their defense and knowledge of the rules definitely could use some work and research. It is their first season, and while we should have expected them to not have the great sportsmanship and skill that we have and love to show off, I, for one, didn't expect them to be such dicks about our responses to their blatant disregard of the RULES OF KICKBALL. For the last time, readers and players, BROOKE WAS SAFE! I knew something was in the air, whispering, "WINNER" all day to me. I felt so confident leaving the house and knowing that I wouldn't come home to tell Chris "The usual" when asked about how the game went. The celebratory beers and Jager and Rumple tasted so much better after our sweet victory.
All in all it was a fun time, and I must say CONGRATULATIONS to a team that I am SO SO PROUD to be a part of! Thanks to all of you for playing so well and being a part of something GREAT, something with pizazz, that is the Little Lebowski's Urban Achievers! I love you all!

Now for some douchetude. If you randomly peruse the Ryburn blog, you can come across gems like this and think, either aloud or to yourself, that this guy is FUCKING INCREDIBLE.
Hey, Paul, if your friends got married in Israel, then they're probably Jewish. And if they're Jews who got married in Israel, then they are probably the ones who eat Kosher foods (you know, foods blessed by the Rabbi and not contaminated by mixing meat with dairy and all that), and if that is the case, THEN THEY DON'T EAT AT FUCKING SONIC AND CERTAINLY DON'T NEED YOUR CRAPPY SONIC GIFT CARDS FOR A WEDDING PRESENT! How cheap. They must think that you really care about them and are totally aware of their dietary needs and would be sensitive to their religious affiliations and what they entail. Like not eating Sonic because it isn't Kosher. I have never heard of Kosher fast food. I have heard of Organic "Slim Jim" (yes, they exist, snap into one) and I know that Soft Batch Cookies and Twinkies are Vegan, but Sonic? Kosher? You douche.
I'm not being overly sensitive here. Just the fact that I picked a random blog to view--thinking that they can't all be that bad, only to find out that yes, Audra, they are--makes me very, very sad. Every day, every month, every year, there is a flagrant display of douchitosis that is this guy's blog. How can it be that this guy, who scans newspapers for Sonic Gift Cards to give to his friends as wedding gifts, is the winner of "Best Blog"? Can people not see through this crap that he is a cheap douchebag? I don't know, either.