Ahh, Ryburn. I swear.
The fun never stops with this guy. Hey, if you want free Wendy's, GO HERE. I don't know about the rest of you, but I really don't think that I want to eat free Wendy's at Court Square EVER. Think about it. It's Wendy's. Albeit free, the idea frankly scares the bejeezus out of me. The only draw is the potential to have a contributing video for the Bum Fights Series. Moreover, it would seem to me (and all of you slightly bright stars out there) that because his hatred of panhandlers and bums is so flagrantly expressed, day in and day out, he would have a FUCKING FIELD DAY, snapping photos of the needy getting their Double-Stack on. I think he's definitely got a vendetta, and by publishing it on his blog, has given his readers this: "Hey, guys, wanna see some panhandling on the real tip? Come to Court Square tomorrow, where they will be giving out FREE Wendy's burgers during prime lunch time, and we can really get pissed at the fact that free food draws the needy and greedy less fortunate! Remember when David Gest gave out free Thanksgiving meals a couple of years ago? Well he ain't got shit on this episode. After we watch the debacle and I take about a million pics of bums with my digicam, we can go to the Saucer and drink $2.50 pints of beer and have a circle jerk! Yay! All my hard work will finally pay off tomorrow! I have the BEST BLOG EVER!!!"
See what I'm getting at here? I mean, even my boyfriend and I call Court Square "Bum Park". Sure, it's pretty and it has a fountain and sometimes bands play there, but sometimes it's scary, like when bums follow you from one side to the other because you've got a cigarette in your hand or because you are smiling back at them (because you really don't want to piss off a crazy, homeless, schizophrenic, hot-tempered homeless person--it couldn't be that you're smiling because you're a nice girl)...C'mon, guys, Paul is making this way too easy for us. This thing tomorrow will be like shooting fish in a bucket for Ryburn. I would go just to see Paul get a Bum-Boner. It's probably tiny. Feel free to pass this on to your friends.
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My question is, why does he hate panhandlers so much? I mean, the guy is a cheap fuck. Is it that he thinks they'll ruin his good time with the free Wendy's? Is he jealous that they've figured out a way to be even cheaper than him?
http://www.paulryburn.com/blog/2007/10/last-installment-of-bands-beer-and-bums.html
Jesus, he needs help. Just give them a fucking dollar!!!
Are you fucking kidding me?! He has gone too far to turn back now. He's like the GOP and their sad sack of BS. They've ridden the ticket this long, why stop denying anything at this point?
Seriously, he needs to shut the fuck up and get a life. I bet he gets a teeny, tiny boner every time he tells one of those dudes to fuck off.
I wonder how the Free Wendy's is going. It's noon. I bet he's drunker than shit and snapping away like the paparazzi down there.
"Hey you guys, I have the best blog, and no you can't have 'bout 37 cent!"
He needs to get sent to the douchatory.
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