Monday, October 22, 2007

Paul, just stop it. Please.


Here's another example of douchetudinosis.

I hate it. Should I call this restaurant and tell them what this guy is doing for their business? Probably not because it is really not my place to say. But I know that when restaurants give discounts of any kind, they still have to pay taxes on the full amount of the cost of the food and beverages included in such discounts. At the end of each year, the sum of all those discounts has to be accounted for and a tax is levied against the monies "saved" by the discount seekers. So restaurants lose money when they offer discounts, and the IRS wins a fee (however small it might or might not be), and Ryburn is a douche.

Anyway, I had a great weekend. I rocked out at the Black Crowes show on Saturday with Evil, Tricia, and Clay. I got myself a little bit on the tipsy side. Well, a lot on the tipsy. Sorry if I said things I shouldn't have, and sorry for being incoherent to anyone I called or texted. It crept up on me fast, and I should have paced myself. I did, however, make off with the Black Jesus statue from EP's, so stay tuned for pics and updates from me and the Jesus.

3 comments:

Evil said...

I kind of assumed you talk about how he skipped an opportunity to see the Crowes, yet he thinks Aquanet is awesome.

Amazing douchery.

abone said...

Also true, my friend. Good point and well heard.
Aquanet has been playing the "Saucer Circuit" for many years and has yet to make it to the big time like the Crowes. I enjoyed myself very much and thank you a million times for inviting me. Sorry I had to bail in a drunken stupor...
Just wait--Dinosaur Jr.--will be here in a month or so, and we will rock out like CRAZY!
You WILL need earplugs.

Evil said...

Lackluster will be playing sooner. You may need earplugs, but for a different reason.